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a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

(Source: kiluas, via throneforskeletons)

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19 hours ago

frickun:

why do i only get motivated to do homework for 2 seconds at a time

(via dulect)

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19 hours ago

trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

(via telapathetic)

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19 hours ago
vampirevvekend:

ah yes, the timeless literary classic ‘romeo and bob’ 

vampirevvekend:

ah yes, the timeless literary classic ‘romeo and bob’ 

(via guy)

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2 days ago

otterly-riddikulus:

look at this snape i found

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it seems normal but then

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what is this

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turn to page 394 motherfucker

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(via joshpeck)

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2 days ago
walterbolinsky:

J E H MacDonald
Claring after rain (1910)

walterbolinsky:

J E H MacDonald

Claring after rain (1910)

(via nataliatasha)

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2 days ago

vanquisherofdeath:

reallyjustmadmaninabox:

Dramatic pauses

Love how the Doctor and Barty are in the same photoset representing two different characters

(via dreamboatsandtrenchcoats)

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2 days ago

penelopgarcia:

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

(via seedy)

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2 days ago

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

(via shouldnt)

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