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averagefairy:

moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC 

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enochiangallifreyeanelvish:

flowercrownimpala:

i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid

[Robert Pattison screaming in the distance]

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valiantparadox:

askcappyandratchet:

bookporn:

Believe it or not

"For being too depressing."IT WAS THE DIARY OF A GIRL WHO LIVED THROUGH THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT IT TO BE? SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS? GOOD GOD.

sHE DIDNT EVEN LIVE THROUGH THE HOLOCAUST

valiantparadox:

askcappyandratchet:

bookporn:

Believe it or not

"For being too depressing."IT WAS THE DIARY OF A GIRL WHO LIVED THROUGH THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT IT TO BE? SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS? GOOD GOD.

sHE DIDNT EVEN LIVE THROUGH THE HOLOCAUST

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What Tyler Hoechlin thinks about. 

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-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

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plasticbagvevo:

remember when icarly got away with saying this

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carrot-fanfics:

if icarly was a real website run by three 13 year olds it would look like thisimage

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vale-decem-fowl:

ididjustsaveyourlife:

perchyjackson:

zarryforeverandever:

Why is it when I take off my glasses people ask me

“How many fingers am I holding up!?”

I don’t see this:

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I see this:

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NOW THAT THAT’S CLEARED UP FOR ALL THOSE IGNORANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD

AMEN MOTHERFUCKERS

THANK

One time a black girl took my glasses and said “what color am I”

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starllex:

when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like 

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